Target

Target

I cannot believe I am stuck in this Target all by myself! Why didn't Aeliya come with me?! She knows I HATE going by myself to run errands. That's okay, I'll just hold this against her for the rest of her life! Since we're locked down, might as well check out the other twenty people here. It's kind of hard to notice anyone because there are NO Target employees here! Everyone is trying to steal as many expensive things as possible! Some blond girl and her weird looking boyfriend just stole a Tom Tom GPS. She said, 'Now we can finally runaway, baby!'...UGH. I hate girls like that! There's a small little boy who is snacking on a bunch of chips and cookies while his mom tries to grab some low-fat vanilla yogurt! I'm activating iTunes prepaid cards. I love those things! Anyways, I better be able to use those iTunes cards in less than four hours! That's how long I'll be stuck here for. They say it takes 24 hours for them to be activated. But, I'll be mad if they're not ready. OH MY GOD, tonight is the wedding! I have to curl my hair! It takes like two hours! The whole reason why I came here was to get hairspray! I have a great idea. I'll go in the hair section, get a curler! Hopefully there are outlets in the bathroom. I'll kill two birds in one stone and just get my hair done here! I'm so smart. Which curler should I pick?! I have the Conair Wand at home. Should I get a different one?! Might as well since I have time to kill. The Revlon Magic Heat cutlet looks great! Let's see how it looks!
....Two hours later:
WOW, I love this Revlon! I'm going to sneak it in my bag and take it home with me!! My hair looks amazing.
OH MY GOD, I just heard the announcement! I can leave! We can leave! YAY, wedding time! Holllluhhhhh